What was that about the terrible twos coming early?
Husband: Yeah, she just dumped everything out of your T-shirt drawer.
Me: Well, make her put it all back.
Husband: Hey [Bat Girl], put the shirts back in the drawer.
Bat Girl (in the background): No!
Kitchen chez electricfamily, approx. 6:30 p.m.:
Me (to BG, fussing in her high chair): Hang on a sec, I'm just making you a little guacamole.
Bat Girl: [ultrasonic, ear-piercing shriek]
Me: I think my eardrum just ruptured.
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