"It was like a bad joke," Kelly said...."My mother got pregnant every time she so much as looked at my dad, my sister Mary's completely fertile, and it took us six months of trying, and Clomid."
Six months?!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (To the author's credit, another character immediately points out that six months is average and does not constitute a fertility "problem.")
See you next week, my chickens. I'll miss you.