Things I am not loving right now
• Cabbage Patch Dolls. Why do they put a (probably toxic, phthalate-laden) scent on a doll? Why is the doll's head sticky? Why is the smell so strong it literally makes me gag? Why does my child love this horrible toy, so that I had to smuggle it out of the house in the middle of the night?
• Getting a stomach bug in the middle of a terrible heat wave. Nausea + vomiting + 98-degree heat = v. bad.
• Molars. Fuck molars.