I'm such a dork
"If you are attached and hope to conceive or adopt a baby, try at the most fertile new moon of the year for you, the one we have been talking about above, April 27, and the weeks that follow."
April 27 will be CD11. How dorky am I that, on reading that, I got a little tingle of hope?
(Side note: How exactly does one "try" to adopt? Props to Susan Miller for trying to be inclusive there, but surely there was a better way to word that sentence.)